"If he give you: 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French horns, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge, he's not your true love. He's wanted in multiple states for kidnapping and unlawful possession of birds."
A soft, lightweight tee that mixes nostalgic holiday charm with a sly, modern sense of humor. The front features whimsical vintage-style illustrations and numerals arranged like a storybook countdown, with a small, tongue-in-cheek caption beneath. Worn alone or layered, the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the design front-and-center while the smooth ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin. It carries an effortless, slightly ironic vibe—great for someone who loves seasonal motifs but prefers subtle, clever statements over loud logos.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; Oeko-Tex certified for safety
- DTF sleeve prints and DTG main prints; made with ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50