"You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose violence. Go insane. Do it for the plot."
Wear a sly wink and a touch of dark holiday humor with this soft, lightweight tee. An annoyed black cat in a slouchy Santa hat stares up with half-lidded mischief while the cheeky text nudges you to pause, plot, and savor small rebellions. The classic crew and smooth ring-spun cotton keep the message comfy through long evenings of planning, reading, or low-key mischief. Subtle vintage flecks may appear on natural tones, and the sleeve and neck prints are crisp thanks to modern DTF/DTG methods. This shirt sits quietly in the wardrobe until you need a cozy, slightly wicked cheer-up that feels like an inside joke shared with friends.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, lightweight 153 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethical sourcing (US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified)
- DTF sleeve/inner neck prints and DTG main print for crisp, durable graphics

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50