Christmas Decor Looks Like Joy Threw Up, Funny Christmas Tree Unisex T-shirt

"Christmas decor isn't meant to be sleek & minimalist. It's supposed to look like joy threw up in your house."
A soft, light-weight tee that feels like a quiet morning walk through a snowy neighborhood. The design — a row of playful, hand-drawn Christmas trees — brings a little warm humor to chilly days. Wear it layered under a cardigan for a cozy evening by the fire, or alone while stringing lights and sipping something hot. The crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the illustration stands out; the gentle fabric sits close to the skin without feeling heavy. This shirt reads like a familiar joke told between friends during holiday decorating, making it easy to slip on when you want to celebrate low-key cheer and comfortable company.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified for safety
- DTG/DTF printed elements; sleeve and neck prints use DTF for crisp detail

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



 
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Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50