"I'd rather be home avoiding people."
Light, bold, and a little bit cheeky — this foam trucker brings a dry sense of humor to everyday wear. The high-profile, seamless foam front gives the printed message a clean, pop-forward look, while the ventilated mesh back keeps you cool when you’re out and about. Adjustable snap closure lets you tune the fit in seconds. Wear it on long drives, quick coffee runs, or days when you need a small, honest statement to carry you through the awkward moments — it reads true and sits comfortably, built to last through repeats and washes without losing shape.
Product features
- High-profile 5-panel foam front with seamless lined panel
- Thick, laminated polyester front for structure and long-lasting shape
- Breathable polyester mesh back with adjustable plastic snap
- Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching and matching undervisor
- Matching fabric braid and sweatband for a polished interior finish
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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$28.00Price
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