Soft, simple, and a little bit cheeky — this lightweight crew tee carries a dry, confident humor that slips into everyday life without effort. The front print pairs a small, understated illustration with the line: “Unless you pay my bills, your opinion is optional.” It sits high on the chest so the message reads like a casual aside. Wear it while running errands, meeting friends for coffee, or lounging at home; it lands wry and relaxed, the kind of shirt that says you’ve got boundaries and a good sense of irony. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels soft against the skin and keeps the print crisp, wash after wash. It’s a low-key staple for people who prefer to speak with a smile and a raised eyebrow.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear and DTF/DTG printed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified materials and ethical cotton sourcing with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors